WARNING: Audio may contain Adult content. Parents are cautioned.
The following audio clips have been collected over many years from various sources.
Left-Click to Listen (You must have a media player assocaited with MP3 files),
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0.30MB A School Answering Machine - Funny!
0.03MB Elvis is Having Problems!
0.23MB Farts Done to Jingle Bells!
0.59MB Mitur Binesderty - I think this one's Fake!
1.09MB Drunk Irishman Calls Lawyer
0.17MB Some Middle-Easterners Call a Casino
0.37MB Pwice Get Sexually Harassed
0.66MB Filler Beer
0.50MB Scrapee Toilet Paper
0.26MB Vortex Paper Towels
0.64MB Zappo Vision
0.66MB Arnold Schwartznegger Calls Gateway
0.65MB Ms. Cleo Calls some Lady
0.83MB I Don't Know WHAT this is...
0.55MB Tow Yard Complaint Phonecall
0.16MB Annoying Phone Message
0.66MB Axed For Vulgarity
0.31MB House Husband Laundry Detergent
0.44MB Lee Press-On Testicles
0.45MB Martha Spewart
0.83MB Radio Call Gone Wrong