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Lost In The Woods
A Hiker is lost in the woods with no food.
Nearly starving, he spots a bald Eagle and captures it. He then proceeds to eat it.
A Ranger witnesses the whole scene, and arrests him for killing an endangered species.
Later, in court, the Hiker explains to the Judge that he was on the brink of starvation and had no choice.
"Considering the circumstances, I find you NOT GUILTY" says the Judge, "But I have to ask - what did that Eagle Taste Like?"
The Hiker Replies, "Well your honor, it tasted like a cross between a whooping-crane and a spotted owl"