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Dean Explains the Rules
On the first day of College, the dean addresses the students.
He stresses one rule: "The female dorm is off-limits to male students, and the male dorm is off-limits to female students"
"Anybody who breaks this rule will be fined $20.00"
"Anybody caught a second time will be fined $50.00"
"Anybody commiting a third offense will be fined $200.00"
"Does anybody have any questions?"
One student shouts out, "How much for a season pass!?"