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Woman Asks Pharmicist for Arsenic

A woman goes to the drug-store and asks for arsenic.

"What do you want that for?" says the pharmacist.

"I want to off my husband", she says, "He's been cheating on me with another woman."

The pharmacist replies, "I cannot sell you arsenic to kill your husband, even if he is cheating."

The woman pulls out a picture of her husband with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him.

The Pharmacist says, "Oh, I didn't realize you had a prescription!"