HOME RIP-Factor Jokes and Stories

<< Prev Next >>

Winy Monk


Every 10 years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break thier vow of silence, but they only get to say two words.

One monk is given the chance to speak, he thinks carefully and says, "Food Bad"

Ten Years later, he gets to speak again. He Says to the head monk, "Bed Hard"

Ten Years after that, He says to the head monk, "I Quit"

The Head Monk replies, "Well, I'm not surprised, you've been complaining ever since you got here!"