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Pygmy Kills Rhinocerous

While walking throught the jungle, a hunter found a dead and ferocious-looking rhinoceros.

He noticed that a pygmy was standing proudly beside it.

He asked the pygmy, "Did you kill that rhino?"

"Why Yes" said the pygmy.

"How could a small fella like you kill a big thing like that?" asked the hunter.

"I hit it with my club", said the pygmy.

The hunter is surprised, "WOW! how big is your club?"

The pygmy replied, "There are about 50 of us".