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Blonde Buys Dogs For Husband

After thier house was broken into, a man says to his blonde wife,
"What we need are some guard-dogs"

The Blonde says, "While you are at work, I'll pick some out from the pet-store."

Later that day, the man comes home from work, and is surprised to see two very strong looking dogs in the front-yard.

He says to his blonde wife, "Good work! Have you named them yet?"

She says, "Yes - they are Timex and Rolex".

He asks, "Why did you name them that?"

She Says, "The pet-store owner told me they were watchdogs."