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Potential VS. Reality

"What is the difference between potential and reality?" Johnny asks his dad.

Dad says "Go ask your mother, sister and brother if they would sleep with Brad Pitt for $1,000,000. Then come back and I will tell you."

Johnnys mother says, "Don't tell your dad, but for $1M, I would do it."

Johnnys sister says "$1M!! - I'd do it for free!"

Brother says " Even though he's a guy, for $1M I'd do it"

Johnny went back to his dad and said, "I think I can figure this out myself. We have a $3M potential in this house, reality is that we are living with two hookers and a faggot"