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Man Walks Into A Bar...
A Man walks into a bar. He seems a little drunk.
He walks up to the Bartender and orders a shot of whiskey.
The bartender gives the man his drink - the man gulps it down.
He then places the empty shotglass at one side of the bar counter - then walks to the far side of the bar counter.
He says, "Hey Bartender - I bet you $20 I can piss and make everydrop go right into that shot-glass"
The Bartender replies, "Your crazy - that's impossible."
The man replies, "Ok, I understand - you don't want to lose $20 - I don't think your a whimp".
The bartender gets mad and says, "OK, the bets on!"
The man pulls down his pants and starts urinating all over everything in the bar - including the bartender.
The man sighs and says, "OK, your right - here's your $20"
The bartender says, "What possessed you to take such a stupid bet?"
The man replies, "You see that guy outside - I just bet him $200 that I would come in here and piss all over everything"