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Man Walks Into A Bar...


A Man walks into a bar. He sees another man sitting at the bar with two black eyes.

He walks up to the man, "Pardon me, but why are both your eyes black?"

The man replies, "Well, a little while ago a woman walked in here - she was HOT!

She walked up to the bar and stood next to me.

I leaned back to look at her butt - and I noticed that her dress was tucked into her butt-crack.

Being a good sumaritan, I reached back behind her and pulled it out for her.

She Screeched, 'HOW DARE YOU DO THAT!'

then punched me in the left eye!"

"OK, so why is your other eye also black?"

The man replies, "Well, after that another woman walked in - she was also HOT!

I leaned back to look at her butt - I noticed that her dress was not tucked in, so I reached back and tucked it in for her."