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Man Gets Pulled Over By Cop.

A Cop Pulls this guy over and says, "Sir, I need you to breath into this breathalyzer."

The man replies, "I can't do that, I have asthma - I could have an asthma attack"

The Cop Says, "Ok then, You need to come down to the station with me to have a blood test."

The man replies, "I'm also a hemophiliac - If I do that I'll bleed to death"

The Cop says, "OK fine, then I need a urine test."

The man says, "I'm a diabetic, If I urinate now my blood sugar will get really low - I might go comatose"

The Cop says, "OK, how about getting out of the car and walking a straight line for me"

The man says, "I can't do that either - I'm also drunk"