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Man Finds a Bottle on the Beach


Walking along the beach, a man finds a bottle. He rubs it and out pops a genie.

The Genie says, "I'll grant you three wishes, but my previous owner was a lawyer, so whatever you wish for, every lawyer in the world gets the same thing, only double."

The man thinks for a moment, and say, "For my first wish, I want 10 million dollars."

The Genie says, "Ok, every lawyer gets 20 million dollars."
The man is then given 10 million dollars.

The man says, "For my second wish, I want a brand new red Porsche."

The Genie says, "Ok, every lawyer will get two red Porsche's"
A Red Porsche appears.

The Genie says, "And for your third wish..."

The man says, "I have always wanted to donate a kidney."