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Who is the Real Prisoner?

IN PRISON - You spend the majority of your time in an 8 Ft. by 10 Ft. cell.
AT WORK - You spend most of your time in a 6 Ft. by 8 Ft. cubicle.

IN PRISON - You get three free meals a day.
AT WORK - You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON - You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK - You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON - A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK - You must carry around a security card an unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON - You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON - You get your own toilet.
AT WORK - You have to share.

IN PRISON - They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - You can't even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON - All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK - You get to pay all expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON. - You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK - You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON - There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK - The sadists are called supervisors.

IN PRISON - You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK - You get fired if you get caught.