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The Duck Wants Corn


One day this duck walks in to a bank.

It walks up to the guy at the counter and asks, "Do you have any corn here?"

The guy at the counter answers "No, we don't have any corn here."

The duck turns around and walks back out again.

The next day, the same duck walks back in to the bank, walks up to the same guy at the counter, and asks, "Do you have any corn here?"

The guy at the counter answers, "No, we don't have any corn here."

So once again, the duck turns around and walks back out again.


After this keeps repeating for about six days, the bank clerk gets annoyed.

The duck walks into the bank, up to the guy at the counter and asks, "Do you have any corn here?"

The guy at the counter answers "No, we don't have any corn here, and if you come in here and asks me that one more time, I'm going to nail your beak to the counter."

The next day, the duck walks back in to the bank, up to the guy at the counter, and asks, "Do you have any nails here?"

The guy answers "No, we don't."

"Well in that case", said the duck, "Do you have any corn?"