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Drunk Calls 911
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender to give him a shot of tequilla.
The man downs the first one, slams the glass on the bar and immediately asks for another.
The bartender gives him another shot. The man downs the second one and slams the glass on the bar again. He repeatidly asks for shots of tequilla until the bartender refuses him to give him anymore.
Disgusted, the man exits the bar cussing and yelling at the bartender making a complete fool of himself. About two minutes later the drunk comes running back in the bar in panic. He urgently asks the bartender to hand him the phone.
The drunk takes the phone and dials 911.
When the police answer the phone the man says, "Somebody has broken into my car. They took my steering wheel, my accelerator and brake pedal, and even my dashboard."
The police reply that they will be down in a few minutes. The man walks out of the bar again, then returns a couple of minutes later.
He picks up the phone and dials 911 again.
When the police answers the phone the man says, "I just called about a car that had been broken into. Never mind I mistakenly got in the back seat."