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When is it Appropriate to use the "F" Word????

"What the f--- was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where did all these f...ing Indians come from?" - Custer

"Any f....ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein

"It does SO f...ing look like her!" - Picasso

"How the f... did you work that out?" - Pythagoras

"You want WHAT on the f...ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo

"I don't suppose it's gonna f...ing rain." - Joan of Arc

"Scattered f...ing showers... my ass!" - Noah

"I need this parade like I need a f...ing hole in my head" - J.F.K.

"Who the f... is going to know?" - Bill Clinton