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Subject: Armstrong to be stripped of Tour win

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France victory. In a random check for foreign substances, authorities found three substances banned by the French in Armstrong's Paris hotel room.

The three substances were toothpaste, deodorant and soap. Additionally, French officials found several other items with which they were unfamiliar, including a testicle and a backbone.