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Looking for the Right Paper


One day, the general noticed a soldier behaving oddly.

He would pick up every piece of paper he saw, read it, frown and say, "That's not it", and drop it.

After months of this, the general finally arranged to have the soldier tested.

The psychologist found that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the Army.

The soldier picked up the piece of paper, smiled and said, "Ahh - that's it!"