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Why my Girlfriend Broke up With Me:


She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and that I'd have to quit...

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.

And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't have to...

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for....

I don't think she's coming back.

SCARECROW HERE



This is Total Bullshit - while it may appear to be funny - the ghastly truth is, if you ever did say anything like this to a woman, you would NEVER be able to get rid of her - You would instantly become the ultimate "BITCH-AT" object. Something that is more precious to any woman that diamonds.

Any Man over 30 will tell you that is correct.