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Letter of UN-Rejection


Baxter Sobol, Vice President
Company 203
102 Wall Street
New York, NY 10015



Dear Mr. Sobol,

Thank you for your letter of February 17. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your bank.
This year I have been particulary fortunate in receiving an usually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite Company 203's outstanding qualifications and previous experience rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therfore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Sincerely,

Joe College