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Confucius Say:

When you are angry at neighbor, walk a mile in his shoes. Then you will be a mile away from him, and you will have his shoes!

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer.

War does not determine who's right. War determine who's left.

Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Man who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.

Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!