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December 20, 2006


Tomb Raider - Cradle of Life

Tired of sitting around eating Cheerios?
Need some intellectual stimulation?
Do you wanna lose 30 pounds in 3 weeks?
Do you toss and turn at night?
Are there spots on your dishes?
Do you have warts?
Has your live life gone downhill?
Tired of life??

THEN THIS MOVIE IS FOR YOU!!!
Its amazing what they can do with video graphics these days - I thought she was a real person when I saw this movie.

The drama is mysterious, and the mystery is dramatic. And the irony was very ironic - and the satire was satirical and I found the humor to be humorous. The Stunning visuals were visually stunning! My favorite scene was where she parachuted into that rubik's cube thing - my favorite seen was her in that bikini! I like that scene where she was hanging from that rope - and had her period - I thought somebody had shot her! I couldn't figure that out? Watching this movie made me feel fresh and free - After the movie I felt like playing tennis!