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December 20, 2006


WHIZZ-DUMB QUOTES

Linda Hogan (Original)
There is a way that nature speaks, that land speaks. Most of the time we are simply not patient enough, quiet enough, to pay attention to the story....

Linda Hogan (Modified)
There is a way that nature speaks, that land speaks. Most of the time we are simply not patient enough, quiet enough, or high enough to pay attention to the story....

Al Franken (Original)
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from....

Al Franken (Modified)
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: a measurement of ones stupidity

Albert Camus (Original)
The purpose of a writer is to keep civilization from destroying itself....

Albert Camus (Modified)
The purpose of a writer is to keep civilization from destroying itself by numbing the brain with neat ideas!

William J. Bennett (Original)
America's support for human rights and democracy is our noblest export to the world....

William J. Bennett (Modified)
America's support for human rights and democracy is our noblest export to the world or we will invade them

Whoopi Goldberg (Original)
Normal is in the eyes of the beholder....

Whoopi Goldberg (Modified)
Normal is in the eyes of the beholder....you want some more drugs?

John Wooden (Original)
Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do....

John Wooden (Modified)
Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do....ya fuckin' idiot

Harry S Truman (Original)
Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all...

Harry S Truman (Modified)
Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all...That is why I refuse to win the Korean war

William James (Original)
The greatest discovery of any generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude....

William James (Modified)
The greatest discovery of any generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude....so all we gotta do is start altering peoples attitudes