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December 20, 2006


WHIZZ-DUMB QUOTES

Benjamin Constant (Original)
Art for art's sake, with no purpose, for any purpose perverts art. But art achieves a purpose which is not its own. [1804]...

Benjamin Constant (Modified)
Art for art's sake, with no purpose, for any purpose perverts art. But perverted art is really cool

Joan Didion (Original)
Self-respect is a question of recognizing that anything worth having has a price....

Joan Didion (Modified)
Self-respect is a question of recognizing that anything worth having has a price....thats why pussy is so pricey

Indira Gandhi (Original)
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist....

Indira Gandhi (Modified)
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.... ya know, come to think of it, there are a lot of things you cant do with a clenched fist

William Ewart Gladstone (Original)
We look forward to the time when the Power of Love will replace the Love of Power. Then will our world know the blessings of peace....

William Ewart Gladstone (Modified)
We look forward to the time when the Power of Love will replace the Love of Power. Then will our world know the blessings of peace....and the high cost of pussy

Gustave Flaubert (Original)
Our ignorance of history causes us to slander our own times....

Gustave Flaubert (Modified)
Our ignorance of history causes us to slander our own times.... fucking 90's

William James (Original)
The greatest discovery of our generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind. As you think, so shall you be....

William James (Modified)
The greatest discovery of our generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind. As you think, so shall you be.... therefore we must alter their attitudes

Jimmy Carter (Original)
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world....

Jimmy Carter (Modified)
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world....by lying