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Top 20 Uses for Data's Detached Head


20. Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk

19. The ball in Parisis' Squares

18. Hood ornament for Shuttlecraft

17. Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet

16. Scare blind students in Braille class

15. Prop open doors for maintainence crews

14. Lawn decoration in Arboreteum

13. Footstool for Captain's chair

12. Entertaining kids in day care puppet show

11. Scare Alexander into doing chores

10. Send to doctor that killed Crystalline entity as gag gift

9. Decorative air filter in Picard's fish tank

8. Send to Starfleet Android research center so they can get "ahead" in research

7. Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards

6. Two words: teather ball

5. Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking

4. Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet

3. Donate to Starfleet Academy to be head of the class

2. Use as nutcracker at Christmas-time

and the number one use for Data's detatched head...

1. Prove to insurance company he died so crew can collect on his life insurance policy