Mike Golden Spoofs
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|WRITTEN BY: Mike Golden
TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE: Karl Stahmer
INTRO BY: joesmaname
|All Our Yesterdays
|"I'm telling you, Jim, this isn't a parking garage."||"Welcome to Blockbuster."||"We have every movie made in the last 300 years. If you're looking for something special, they're right this way."|
|"Did you bring your membership card with you?"||"Wonder if there are any old episodes of Babylon 5 in here somewhere."||"Mind Meld? We used to carry that one but people kept stealing it."|
|"I hope nobody sees me watching Debbie Does Dallas."||"Such advanced technology and this is the biggest screen they can come up with?"|
|ZING!||"Hey! You didn't rewind. That's going to cost you."||ZING!|
|"I don't think we're in Kansas, anymore, doctor."
"Feels more like Minnesota."
|"Check out the babe in the next panel."||"I see I was born in the wrong place at the wrong time."|
|"I think he'll survive."||"If he doesn't, we can have a barbeque."||"I want you to make sweet, sweet love to me."|
|"Gee whillikers, lady, I don't know."
"I'll show you how."
|"Come on. You might like it."
|"I have this problem with staying out of jail. I can't help myself."|
|"What did he do, wench?"||"Well, I was walking down the street just a-having a think
when a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise.
He had a pick up truck and the Devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again."
|"Get a haircut."||"You woke me up to tell me you got laid?"||"Is this one for me? Hehehehe."|
|"I have a constitutional right to speak with an attorney."||"Tell it to the ACLU."||"I'll do more than that. I'll call Johnny Cochran."|
|"Two guys and one girl? I can live with that."||"Yes, but can I?"||"I got you out now leave."|
|"Your adenoids are a little inflammed. They need closer inspection."|
|"Save it, Spock. I'm a doctor. I KNOW my adenoids aren't inflammed."||"Don't you think we should be looking for your friends instead of a good porn flick for you to walk into?"
"Just keep looking."
|"I'm no geologist but this looks like a rock."|
|"Yes, it is, doctor."||"Well, that was more fun than I ever want to have again."||"Still, we might come back someday."|