Mike Golden Spoofs
WRITTEN BY: Mike Golden
INTRO BY: joesmaname
All Our Yesterdays
"I'm telling you, Jim, this isn't a parking garage." "Welcome to Blockbuster." "We have every movie made in the last 300 years. If you're looking for something special, they're right this way."
"Did you bring your membership card with you?" "Wonder if there are any old episodes of Babylon 5 in here somewhere." "Mind Meld? We used to carry that one but people kept stealing it."
"I hope nobody sees me watching Debbie Does Dallas." "Such advanced technology and this is the biggest screen they can come up with?"
ZING! "Hey! You didn't rewind. That's going to cost you." ZING!
"I don't think we're in Kansas, anymore, doctor."
"Feels more like Minnesota."
"Check out the babe in the next panel." "I see I was born in the wrong place at the wrong time."
"I think he'll survive." "If he doesn't, we can have a barbeque." "I want you to make sweet, sweet love to me."
"Gee whillikers, lady, I don't know."
"I'll show you how."
"Come on. You might like it."
"I have this problem with staying out of jail. I can't help myself."
"What did he do, wench?" "Well, I was walking down the street just a-having a think
when a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise.
He had a pick up truck and the Devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again."
"Get a haircut." "You woke me up to tell me you got laid?" "Is this one for me? Hehehehe."
"I have a constitutional right to speak with an attorney." "Tell it to the ACLU." "I'll do more than that. I'll call Johnny Cochran."
"Two guys and one girl? I can live with that." "Yes, but can I?" "I got you out now leave."
"Your adenoids are a little inflammed. They need closer inspection."
"Save it, Spock. I'm a doctor. I KNOW my adenoids aren't inflammed." "Don't you think we should be looking for your friends instead of a good porn flick for you to walk into?"
"Just keep looking."
"I'm no geologist but this looks like a rock."
"Yes, it is, doctor." "Well, that was more fun than I ever want to have again." "Still, we might come back someday."