Mike Golden Spoofs
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|WRITTEN BY: Mike Golden
TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE: Karl Stahmer
INTRO BY: joesmaname
|"Another successful beam down.
Don't you think so, doctor?"
|"Really, Jim, do we have B. O. or what?"||"I'd like to rip my clothes off and fuck his brains out like a wild animal."
"I vonder if I am allergic to anything here."
|"WO! For God's sake, don't anybody light a match."||"Mr. Chekov, there is something very interesting over that way."
|"That man makes me so angry sometimes I could just. . . ."|
|KABOOM!||"Aye, that lass was angry."||"Captain, I found a rock."
"A rock? That's odd."
|"Captain, I really don't appreciate being used as a pin cushion."||"Looks like it might rain."||"A village."|
|"And where there's a village, there
are native girls."
|"Are you the leader of this planet?"||"Ja, fer sure."|
|"This is our god Lol."||"Captain, that is nothing more than a rock face."
"The god of getting stoned."
|"You know, I could kick your ass if I wanted to."|
|"If you don't mind, miss, this doesn't go well with my eyes."||"Spock, ever notice we never beam down to a planet where everybody is naked?"||"Stay here and keep watch. I'll be right back."|
|"Where's the captain going?"||psssssssssss||"Whatever you're doing down there, captain, it's wreaking havoc with the instruments up here."|
|"We're being watched. Let's kiss."
"If we're being watched, let's do more than just kiss."
|"Adiskido harkken mürggen."
TRANSLATION: "You must not kiss. Kissing is a gateway to drinking beer then smoking."
|"Flingis flarggen flürggen chop, chop, chop."|
|"Heavenly Father in the sky, why you poo poo in my eye?"||"Please, you've got to let us out. We're even boring each other now."||"Boy, I bet Scotty could hit the eye of a mosquito from orbit."|
|"I am your new god now. You will each step forward, kneel and kiss the back of my hand."||"I dee-cla'e, Mr. Spock. Li'le ole me is plum outta breath from ou' adventu'e."|