Mike Golden Spoofs
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|WRITTEN BY: Mike Golden
TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE: Karl Stahmer
INTRO BY: joesmaname
|Journey to Babel
|"Damn it, Jim. Why do I feel like I should be wearing a sidearm?"||"Guess what. I've got a date with Yeoman Rand."
"Kewl! Me, too."
"Count me in."
|"All I'm saying is that it couldn't be a good omen for a line of redshirts to stand with their arms folded over their chests."|
|"High five, doctor."||"Welcome to the patio, daddio."||"I see he hasn't changed."|
|"What's that enchanting fragrance you're wearing?"
"I'm not. Vulcans don't believe in it. Douche, either."
|"Oh, ,uh, well, you have a very pleasing natural aroma."||"Captain, are you alright? Sensors say you just stuck your foot in your mouth."|
|"No, man. This mama was fine!"||"The Wizard had better eats."||"I've always wondered how your people evolved."|
|"Did y'all ever see Deliver'nce?"||"There is NOTHING happening on the WS.com BB. Where is everybody?"||"I didn't always want to be an ambassador. When I was a kid I wanted to become a policeman but they didn't like my nose ring."|
|"Spock, Where are you? I'm in my quarters without my shirt on. Come see."||"Well, Bones?
"You actually need me to say it?"
|"Too bad he isn't kosher."|
|"Can Spock go with us to the movies?"||"If you promise to have him home before suppertime."||"Captain, whatever you do, don't eat the salmon."|
|"Bridge to maintenance. Tyrone, get up here, we need you."||"Strange creature this salmon. It's
still trying to swim upstream."
|"Mr. Spock, I just had a fight with an Andorian and I think I wet myself."|
|"He looks so natural, doctor."
"He's not dead, Spock, he's just asleep."
"Why can't you humans accept it when someone dies?"
|"You know, you look damn purdy in that halter. Want me to get a pair of cutoff shorts to go with it?"||::frrrrrrt::|
|"That ship blowing up looked just like Nomad blowing up."||"Wanna see me wiggle my ears?"||"Kewl!"|