Mike Golden Spoofs
WRITTEN BY: Mike Golden
INTRO BY: joesmaname
And The Children Shall Lead
"I hate arriving late to a party." "She's dead, Jim."
"Damn it, Bill! That's my line!"
"Is there room for one more player?"
"There. Now this planet carries the Federation Union label." "I'm going to teach you a game called Poker. Who's got money?" "And voila, we have ice cream."
"Well, gee, Wally. I've never seen nothing like that." "Captain Kirk, are you supposed to have your hand on my knee?" "Remember, kids. You are better than adults so listen to rap music and watch R rated movies."
"Damn cable's on the fritz again. Hope it's fixed before Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire comes on." ::zzzzzzzzzz:: "I think you will have a swell time bunking with Lt. Uhura."
"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, captain?" "Laddie, would ya like to go back to my quarters for a nighcap after work?" "That's strange. Mr. Scott has never invited ME back to his quarters. What gives?"
"Oh, no! It's Godzilla!" "Thank you for being this mission's dead redshirts. Your sacrifice yadda yadda yadda." "Sometimes, these humans give me the worst headaches."
"Who are you?" "I'm a show business lawyer." "Mr. Spock, I have to go potty. Would you join me, please?"
"A show business lawyer. Is there a greater threat to humanity?" "Let me guess. I'm under arrest for dialogue theft." "You dirty son of a. . . ."
"I don't care who you are. You're not the boss of me." "Remember what it was like before you started listening to Eminem?"
"See? That's what a lawyer REALLY looks like." "I'll sue you all! Sue you all! Sue you all! Sue you all!" "Another day, another credit."