Mike Golden Spoofs
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|WRITTEN BY: Mike Golden
TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE: Karl Stahmer
INTRO BY: joesmaname
|"Earth is wery beautiful. Not a cloud
in the sky."
|"Transporter Room to Bridge. Ready to beam up Earth specimens for anal probe study."||"I am Gary 7."|
|"Any relation to Anan 7?"||"You're a pretty kitty. Yes, you are. Yes, you're a pretty kitty."||"You have fallen into my trap, Mr Bond."
"And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon. Little Boy Blue and the man in the moon. Everybody."
|"Spock, it's very distracting for you to be sitting there stroking your pussy."
"But, Jim, it's so relaxing."
|"There's no place like home. There's no place like home."|
|"Computer, feline supplement number 42."||"Scotty, I told you never to call me here."||"Do you think of me as just another ditzy blonde?"|
|"Of course not, Miss Lincoln. You're an above average ditzy blonde."
"You say the sweetest things."
|"Scotty, I think we found him but when we tried to walk in, the door wouldn't open. We're going to have to cut our way in."||"Money, get away. Get a good job with more pay and you're o. k."|
|"God forbid the props department should spring for welders glasses."||"I hope you understand my people were barbarians at this point in history."
"As long as you have a good excuse."
|"Yeah, Myrtle, my corns have been killing me lately."|
|"Scotty, try to fix the horizontal hold."
"I'm giving her all she's got now, sir."
|"Could be worse. I could have a monkey on my back."||"Alright. Tell me who you two are."|
|"We're a couple of businessmen on a fishing trip."||"While they're gone, I'm watching Babylon 5."||"There it goes."
"Yeah, I still think we should have put Strom Thurmond on it."
|"Mr. President, one of our missiles is missing. Say, 'hello' to Lady Bird for me."||"Can this make cappuccino?"||"You want cinnamon in that?"|
|"PURRRRRRRR!"||"I'll have what she's having."
"See you guys later."
|"Not if we see you first."|