Mike Golden Spoofs
WRITTEN BY: Mike Golden
INTRO BY: joesmaname
Assignment Earth
"Earth is wery beautiful. Not a cloud
in the sky."
"Transporter Room to Bridge. Ready to beam up Earth specimens for anal probe study." "I am Gary 7."
"Any relation to Anan 7?" "You're a pretty kitty. Yes, you are. Yes, you're a pretty kitty." "You have fallen into my trap, Mr Bond."

"And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon. Little Boy Blue and the man in the moon. Everybody."
"Spock, it's very distracting for you to be sitting there stroking your pussy."
"But, Jim, it's so relaxing."
"There's no place like home. There's no place like home."
"Computer, feline supplement number 42." "Scotty, I told you never to call me here." "Do you think of me as just another ditzy blonde?"
"Of course not, Miss Lincoln. You're an above average ditzy blonde."
"You say the sweetest things."
"Scotty, I think we found him but when we tried to walk in, the door wouldn't open. We're going to have to cut our way in." "Money, get away. Get a good job with more pay and you're o. k."
"God forbid the props department should spring for welders glasses." "I hope you understand my people were barbarians at this point in history."
"As long as you have a good excuse."
"Yeah, Myrtle, my corns have been killing me lately."
"Scotty, try to fix the horizontal hold."
"I'm giving her all she's got now, sir."
"Could be worse. I could have a monkey on my back." "Alright. Tell me who you two are."
"We're a couple of businessmen on a fishing trip." "While they're gone, I'm watching Babylon 5." "There it goes."
"Yeah, I still think we should have put Strom Thurmond on it."
"Mr. President, one of our missiles is missing. Say, 'hello' to Lady Bird for me." "Can this make cappuccino?" "You want cinnamon in that?"
"PURRRRRRRR!" "I'll have what she's having."
"See you guys later."
"Not if we see you first."