Mike Golden Spoofs
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|WRITTEN BY: Mike Golden
TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE: Karl Stahmer
INTRO BY: joesmaname
|The Gamesters of Triskellion
|"Hmm, that's odd. A mysterious energy spike just popped up. Eh, it's probably nothing."||"I think Scotty has been dipping into the Romulan Ale again."||"Just my luck. We beamed down in the middle of a street fight."|
|"Me have shaved chest, too. Me sexy as hell."||"So, miss, come here often?"||"You my little buddy. We get real close later."
|"Now that we're your prisoners, you probably want to do strange and unnatural things to us. Let the one
with the nice rack start with me."
|"The captain is gone, Spock. Are you just going to sit there?"
"Dr. McCoy, did you know that your fly was open?"
|"Okay, you're bigger but my chest is prettier."|
|"You know, you remind me of somebody. I keep thinking maybe someone in Starfleet but I can't quite think of who."||"Spock, in some cultures an open fly
is an omen of good luck."
"Not when you're not wearing underwear."
|"Kewl! It's not just a job, it's an adventure."|
|"We'd be out by now if Jesse Jackson was here."||"Got to remember to carry my harmonica."||"And, while I'm on the subject, I was not in the least bit impressed."|
|"I'm thirsty. Got milk?"||"Don't worry about me, man. In 30 years I won't even be in this episode."||"Think you're tough? I can lick you with both hands behind my back."|
|"Here. Drink this Pepsi. It'll make
you strong and good-looking."
|"Me no concentrate. Me break up with girlfriend last night. She like Diet Coke, I like Pepsi."
"Did I mention that I like Diet Coke, too?"
|"I need to rest."
"When I'm finished with you, you'll be able to go all night."
|"Why should we worry? No one will care, girl."||"Look at the stars so far away."||"We've got tonight. Who needs tomorrow? We've got tonight, babe. Why don't you stay?"|
|"Wow! And he's a poet, too."||"Doctor, you hike the ball to Mr.
Scott on three."
|"Kewl! Your mouth is a transporter. If kissing you there sent us a few miles. . . . Hmm."|
|"I can't believe I'm arguing with three disembodied brains. You guys need to be in Hollywood."||"We tried but they said a brain
without a body wasn't sexy enough.
So, they hired Rachel Welch."
|"Now, all we do all day is sit in here and think of ways to hide from the mole people that live around the corner."|
|"You are kinky, Kirk. I like that."||"I'd like to take you with me but there's just not enough room."||"I'll wait here until you come back."|