Mike Golden Spoofs
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|WRITTEN BY: Mike Golden
TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE: Karl Stahmer
INTRO BY: joesmaname
|Whom Gods Destroy
|"Noxious fumes, rocky, too barren to support life of any kind. Bet it's quiet here."||"Welcome, grasshopper. So glad you could make it."||"Today, class, we're going to learn how to conjugate a verb."|
|"I literally danced in the street when I heard they were going to start putting english teachers in here."||"Doctor, what are you doing?"||"Oh, just hanging around."|
|"Surprise, captain."||"You're pretty sneaky for somebody with an upside down triangle on his chest."||"Thank you. Just don't tell anyone my secret identity."|
|"Now, I look just like you. I'm going back to the Enterprise and make it with Yeoman Rand. Ta ta."||"I wonder how he changed his clothes like that. And how did he know about Janice?"||"Bravo! Blockbuster has nothing over on this. And you don't have to go into a little room to get it."|
|Sun lights up the daytime,
moon lights up the night.
I light up when you call my name
'cause I know you're gonna treat me right.
You give me fever.
|In the morning. Fever when you hold me tight.||Fever when you kiss me. Fever all through the night.|
|"I would give her a standing ovation, Garth, but I might bang my head on
|"Captain, I will afford you the honor
of being the first to pull the finger of Lord Garth the first."
|"Give me a break. Garth sounds like a noise you'd make after being stabbed."|
|"I know how you like green chicks. I'm a member of your message board. How about this one?"||"Mmm, you smell like lime."
"Yeah, but she looks like a nice, firm apple from here."
|"I'm getting tired of looking at that ugly bastard but I can't change the channel."|
"Yes, who would have thunk it of the great James T. Kirk?"
|"Now, a bit of the old soft shoe. Music, maestro."||"Hmm, it would appear as though the janitor has missed a spot."|
|"Shoot him, Spock."
"Shoot him, Spock."
|"My mama told me there'd be days like this."|
|"Quick! Shoot him, Spock. My girdle's about to break."||"Why am I in this chair?"||"You weren't thinking in a way that was socially acceptable so we loaded you with mind altering drugs."|
|"Mr. Spock, do we have any limes onboard. I have a hankering for a nice, firm, juicy one."|