Mike Golden Spoofs
WRITTEN BY: Mike Golden
INTRO BY: joesmaname
The Immunity Syndrome
"Any messages for Starfleet, sir?"
"No, Lt."
"Jim, I think you're developing a bald spot."
"Some days I don't know why I even get out of bed." "Maybe I should back out."
"Captain, we're having a party down here. Come join us." "OW, Jim! A little to the left, if you please." "Okay, Spock. My turn."
"Have anything in a nice Demarol?" "Wow, Scotty!. That is so kewl!" "Great. Here come the students for the Human Sexuality lecture."
"I am so wasted." "My God! It's full of stars." "These simulator rides are kewl."
"Kewl! An acid drop." "Jim, I am the walrus." "Where's the captain? Where is he? Where is he?"
"Now, I'm taking off my top, Scotty. I'm not wearing anything underneath." "I must mind meld with that acid drop." "Wait until Spock gets back and finds out I short sheeted his bed."
"Don't you think that'll make him, uh, what was I saying?" "You're such a cutie." "As long as we're here, somebody turn on some jams."
"Welcome, my son. Welcome to the machine."
"One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small.
And the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all."
"Ya canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics." "There's a leprechaun standing on my fingers."
"Captain, I have God on subspace. He keeps repeating, 'life is like a box of chocolates'." "Wow, Bones. How long does this shit last?" "Well, as long as my senses are heightened, I'm having some fun."