Mike Golden Spoofs
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|WRITTEN BY: Mike Golden
TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE: Karl Stahmer
INTRO BY: joesmaname
|Return to Tomorrow
|"There may be hostile aliens down there. Everybody look nonchalant."||"Remember me? Here I'll give you a hint."||"It's the spirit of McCauley Culkin. Shoot it, doctor."|
|"We were preserved here by the studio. Now, only Drew Barrymore, Dana Carvey and myself remain."||"We want to act again."||"You've got to be joking."|
"What is it, doctor?"
"My beeper. Chekov wants to play chess."
|"I find this to be a most interesting opportunity."||"We canna turn that evil loose on the universe."|
|"Quite the contrary, Mr. Scott. I've been thinking and I believe we have alot to learn from these people."||"If you don't let us act, I'm going to my trailor and have a fit."||"I sincerely believe you would."|
|"Each of your balls are next to you. When the transfer begins, your
balls will glow with a white light and you will leave your balls and
enter your host bodies leaving your balls behind."
"Then you won't have any balls."
|"You're not Drew."
"It's me. Dana."
|"Oh God! I kissed a man! I kissed a man! I kissed a man!"
|"For the next step in theis process I'll need you to slip out of your clothes."|
|"Are you sure?"||"You can trust me. I'm an actor."||"Sometimes I wonder why I never won an Oscar."|
|"McCauley, I've loved you ever since I saw you in Home Alone."
"Dana, I never knew."
|"SWEET!"||"Then I spat on him and kicked him in the groin."|
|"HA!"||"How ironic. This is just like the last time."|
|"I think that's the last we'll see of those three."