Mike Golden Spoofs
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|WRITTEN BY: Mike Golden
TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE: Karl Stahmer
INTRO BY: joesmaname
|The Wink of an Eye
|"Captain, if that's for me tell them I'm not here."||"One girl and four guys. No wonder she's calling for help."||"She's very beautiful and very HOT."|
|"Where have all the people gone?"
"Long time passing, captain."
|"Ensign, adjust your antenna. You're starting to fade."||"Scotty, could you come to the bridge? My chair is stuck on rotate."|
"I bet he is. Look at that choker he's wearing."
|"Hold it. I think something just pinched my ass."||"Well, your heart's beating as it should so you're not crazy."|
|"Did you hear that buzzing sound?
The last time I heard something like that was on the bridge just before we met Khan."
|"Check it out. I AM THE UNKNOWN CAPTAIN."||"Here comes the captain."|
|"You two stay right where you are."
"The main say, hang loose, baby".
|"Where did that come from, Spock?"
|"I hope there aren't any disgruntled crewmen working in the mess hall."|
|"Aye, that's a pretty l'ass."||"Finally, a good-looking man that's as fast as I am."|
|"We sent out a scout to try and find help but he never came back."||"Kewl! You're going to shoot me in the head. Don't miss."||"Let's do the Time Warp again."|
|"Say, do either of you know how to Madison?"|
|"If I told the captain once, I told him a thousand times. When you go to a foreign planet, don't drink the water."||"I burnt my wittle finger."
"Shh! Mommy will kiss it and make it all better."
|"You the man. I will love you always."|
|"You the man. I will love you always."
|"Is there room for one more, honey?"||"I think that's an excellent idea."|
|"She's going to blow, captain."
"Yes. At least, she was before you showed up."
|"Hold it, Scotty. Damn, I look good today."|
|"Well, I got me some, Spock. I won't bore you with the details. Let's just say that I got it in the Wink of An Eye."|